The Top 10 Ways You Can Tell If You’re An Engineering Student

Your standard pick-up line is, “Hey, baby, what’s your URL?” Your car’s oil filter is made out of toilet paper Your graphing calculator has more computing power than a Pentium 200 You window-shop at Radio Shack You’ve ever debated who was a better captain… Kirk or Picard You own more … Continue reading

Guidelines For A Terrible Talk

Presenting data at a conference? Preparing a seminar or lecture? Then you need the Immunology News ‘Guidelines for giving a truly terrible talk’ Strict adherence to the following time-tested guidelines will ensure that both you and your work remain obscure and will guarantee an audience of minimum size at your … Continue reading

Humor:Slide Rules

Reasons Why a Slide Rule (and Paper Pad) is Better Than an X Workstation ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ – A Slide Rule doesn’t shut down abruptly when it gets too hot. – One hundred people all using Slide Rules and Paper Pads do not start wailing and screaming due to a single-point failure. … Continue reading

Smurf Sex

A Joke not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have….. you know,…… sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And … Continue reading

The Top 17 Signs You’ve Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic

The Top 17 Signs You’ve Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic 17> You loosen your tie, despite the dirty looks from the other accountants. 16> You brazenly blurt out the percentage of mouse feces and rat hair that the FDA allows in hotdogs. 15> Your perfect Elvis … Continue reading