A Gift For My Sweetheart

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweethearts young sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. … Continue reading

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted Drunk gets nine months in violin case Survivor of siamese twins joins parents Farmer Bill dies in house Iraqi head seeks arms Is there a ring … Continue reading

Potential and Reality (bad)

A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?” His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert … Continue reading

“the last will”

————————————— My father’s plan for me: Study hard and do well… My mother’s plan for me: Study hard, do well, and meet a nice girl… My bother’s plan for me: Stay there, I want your room… My sister’s plan for me: Stay there, I want HIS room… My plan for … Continue reading

Another play on words: A Nun’s Story

Outside a small Macedonian village a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of this site of signifi- cant historical developments, spanning more than 2,000 years. When Sister Maria Cyrilla of the Order of the Perpetual Watch dies, the convent of … Continue reading

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10. I think of you as a sister. 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. 8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. 7. My life is too complicated right now. 6. I’ve got a girlfriend. 5. I don’t … Continue reading