Benefits of Getting to Work Early

Imagine- no wait for the copier By 9:00am you’re 6 expressos up on your co-workers Freak out the security guards- wear a ski mask and work in the dark Stand in any corner you want on the elevator No one will be there to beg you to turn down you … Continue reading

men

Q – What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone? A – Divorced Q – Why are women so bad at mathematics? A – Because men keep telling them that < ------------------------------------------------------------> is six inches. Q – Why is food better than men? A – Because … Continue reading

Polish jokes

Q – How did they elect the current Pope? A – They took a Pole. Q – How can you tell a Polish coyote? A – He’s the one who chews off three legs and is still caught in the trap. Q – What does a polish woman do after … Continue reading

Steven Wright Quotes and One-Liners

Steven Wright: When I was growing up, my parents had a quick-sandbox. I was an only child… eventually. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time. I used to have a dog. I named him … Continue reading