men

Q – What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone? A – Divorced Q – Why are women so bad at mathematics? A – Because men keep telling them that < ------------------------------------------------------------> is six inches. Q – Why is food better than men? A – Because … Continue reading

Steven Wright Quotes and One-Liners

Steven Wright: When I was growing up, my parents had a quick-sandbox. I was an only child… eventually. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time. I used to have a dog. I named him … Continue reading