Quotes By Women

I feel convinced that a girl would never let herself be brought to the altar, no, she would probably refuse completely, if she knew *everything*… — Queen Victoria I married below my standards – all women do. — Nancy Astor You meet a lot of smart guys with stupid wives, … Continue reading

Where to meet singles in 90s

THE PLACES TO MEET SEXY SINGLES IN THE 90’S…SORTA By Robert Mauro The usual places for singles to meet have been talked about and written about for ages. Take a cruise, they say. It’s better in the Bahamas. See Alaska’s Winter Wonderland. You can dance. You can eat. You can … Continue reading

Top Ten Things O.J. Simpson Had To Take Care Of Today

Plant bloody “thank you” note at Mark Fuhrman’s place Buy wedding gift for Michael and Lisa Marie Ask Johnnie Cochran who the hell was that guy in the courtroom with the knit hat Buy new gloves Watch tape of Academy Awards to see if Letterman was as bad as everyone … Continue reading

Chain Of Command

President Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. . Executive Vice President Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks … Continue reading