Top 10 People I Can Do Without On This Campus

Foot draggers (see West Hall) Anyone who calls the Help Desk with a simple problem and gives the entire 30 minute unabridged version of how it happened and all the circumstances surrounding it and what they were wearing at the time, etc. Guys who wear their girlfriends’ sorority letters The … Continue reading

More Stupid American Laws

These are real standing laws from around the United States of America. Hope you enjoy them and remember, Law Enforcement is no joke! Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to … Continue reading

Academic talk (offensive to professors)

What the professor means By J. Timothy Petersik from the Chronicle of Higher Education Says: You’ll be using one of the leading textbooks in the field. Means: I used it as a grad student. Says: If you follow these few simple rules, you’ll do fine in the course. Means: If … Continue reading

Brand Name Condoms and their Slogans

Nike Condoms Just do it. Toyota Condoms Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more? Diet Pepsi Condoms You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms Once you pop, you can’t stop. Mentos Condoms The freshmaker. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms Strong … Continue reading