Top 10 Classes That Nobody Wants To Take

CS666-COBOL for everything SCI101-Technology; taught by Bryan Rennie POL325-Close-Up of Phil Gramm MTH560-Differential Equations for Masochists PSY431-Dissecting Your Own Brain CLC200-Sociology/Broadcasting Cluster: Talk Shows LNG281-Advanced Urdu LIT103-Rants by Bill McTaggart REL601-Senior Study: Pagan Worship PE240B-Swimming in Brittain Lake

Top 10 Reason Why TV Is Better Than The Web

It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. When was the last time you tuned in to “Melrose Place” and got a “Not Found 404” message? There are fewer grating color schemes on TV. Even on MTV. The family never argues over which Web site … Continue reading

Reporting to Parents

Interm Report Student: J. CHRIST Form: III Term: 1 SUBJECT GRADE TEACHERS COMMENT Religion D To the question “Who made the world?” persisted in answering ‘My dad’. Claims bible originated from the same source. English D+ Tends to speak and write in archaic forms and uses outmoded figures of speech. … Continue reading

Seniors vs. Freshmen

College Seniors vs. Freshmen ============================== Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon. Seniors: Are never out of bed before noon. Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they can cut. Seniors: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they need to attend. Freshmen: Brings a can of … Continue reading

Top Ten Rejected Disney Movie Titles

“101 Snoop Doggy Doggs” “Beauty and the Baldwin Brother” “Minnie’s Battle with Helium Addiction” “Newt!: The Musical” “Old Yeller Hops the White House Fence” “Barry White and the Seven Dwarfs” “Mickey the Dismissed Juror” “Fievel Visits a Gay Disco” “The Parent Trap ’95, Starring Lyle and Erik Menendez” “Swiss Family … Continue reading

Excerpts from the LA Times

In The News – Excerpts from the LA Times (Includes some late night humor) 1996 was ushered in with a 6 foot 500 pound sphere covered with 12,000 rhinestones at Times Square in New York. Elvis lives! For those still recovering from a weekend of football, here is the bowl … Continue reading