Washroom

Types of People You Meet in the Washroom —————————————- Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. Sociable: Joins friend in piss whether he has to go or not. Crosseyed: Looks into left urinal, pisses into one in center, flushes one on right. Nosey: Looks into next urinal … Continue reading

Letterman top ten

Letterman’s: TOP TEN WAYS TO GET DUMB GUYS TO VOTE FOR YOU 10) Promise to replace presidential limo with monster truck. 9) Pass out campaign buttons and say “Look, free shiny things!” 8) Promise that if you win, you’ll help them get the mouse traps off their feet. 7) In … Continue reading