Top 10 Predictions for the Pittsburgh Pirates during 1998

Tony Womack will steal 80 bases and put Delano DeShields and Deion Whats-his-name to shame Lloyd McClendon will get pissed if nobody gets a hit, so he’ll hit for himself Out of the blue, Al Martin will be the one to beat Maris’ home run record Cordova will win 20 … Continue reading

Rabbi Playing Golf

The great Rabbi of a big city is a golf addict. He likes nothing like playing golf on a warm sunny afternoon. Unfortunately, on shabbat, he has to refrain himself. This is a big dilemma for his soul; the temptation to play golf, and the consciousness of doing wrong if … Continue reading

Smurf Sex

A Joke not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have….. you know,…… sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And … Continue reading

100 Zany Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order

If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. Use CB lingo where applicable. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this … Continue reading

Offensive to lawyers

Q. Where can you find a good lawyer? A. In the cemetary Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)? A: When a busload of lawyers goes … Continue reading