Sexual Harassment Permission Form

Name: _______________________________ SOCIAL SECURITY No: ___________________ ADDRESS: ____________________________ CITY: _________________________________ STAFF ELEMENT: ______________________ HOME PHONE No.: _______________________ MALE: ____________ FEMALE: __________ OFFICE PHONE No.: _____________________ SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Male – Female Female – Female Male – Male All of the Above None of the Above – Please Specify: _______________________ I CONSENT … Continue reading

Miscellaneous Rant

ON CLOTHES I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside a lot of the time? When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! Open the door! We’re going to … Continue reading

Koala Bear

There once was a chummy little koala bear who lived in a forest which was next to a city. One day the little koala bear turned into a horny koala bear, so he went into the city to see what he could find. Upon arriving, he met his very first … Continue reading

You Know You A Ho When

You’ve slept with Geraldo Rivera. Arsenio touches your knee. Even Richard Dawson won’t kiss you. Sheik offers you free shares in the company. You become a vaseline spokesperson. Having two tampons in at the same time doesn’t bother you. The EPA comes looking for you. You go throught a Sealy … Continue reading