Car Dealers Wish Comes True

An auto dealer, facing bankruptcy, was walking along a beach when he kicked a bottle and out popped a genie. “Thanks for setting me free, ” said the genie. “To show my appreciation, I’ll grant you one wish.” “Okay,” said the auto dealer, “I want to be the only foreign … Continue reading

Is Your Job Secure ?

I just knew I was in big trouble at work when: * the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me. * the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area. * my assistant began responding to my memos with, “Yeah, whatever.” * I got a … Continue reading

Letter To God

There was a little boy who prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100. When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if that worked. The post office received the letter addressed to “GOD, USA,” they decided … Continue reading