** Travel Tips From Those Who Know… ** Here are a few things we have learned over the years that might make your travels more pleasant… 1. When in Europe remember that there is no such thing as _Supereurodiesel_ and do not, I repeat, do not put unleaded gas into … Continue reading
It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have….. you know,…… sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And … Continue reading
When I die, I hope I go in my sleep, peacefully, like my grandfather… not yelling and screaming like his passengers.
You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam, so: Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes … Continue reading
1) Act out your version of company takeover 2) Find a way to change everyone’s password to “chrysanthemum” 3) Around 3:20am, play connect the dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature. 4) Sneaking in the boss’s desk could land … Continue reading