What is 3+1? (Sanitized for your protection)

Engineer: 4.0000000 x 10^0 Accountant: 4, before taxes. Statistician: 95% probability that it falls between 3.9 and 4.0 using student T distributions. Doctor: I will need to do more tests to be sure. Lawyer: How much do you want it to be? Math Prof.: f(x) = 4 u(x) where x>= … Continue reading

where are they now?

Some of you may be wondering what ever happened to some famous cartoon characters after they made their big splash. Well, I caught up with a few of them, and these are some of the results: The Grinch Changed his name to Gingrich and became Speaker of the House. Frosty … Continue reading

Business Joke

TEST YOUR BUSINESS SENSE – thanks to Pat Snider and Gary Guibor You are a major defense contractor, and you are building a gun for the Army that is supposed to be able to shoot down enemy planes. So far, the taxpayers have paid you nearly $2 billion for it, … Continue reading

The CEO And The Three Envelopes

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said. … Continue reading