600 Pick Lines; Guaranteed to Work (page 6 of 6)

They don’t call me the Italian Stallion for nothing. My name’s Clark Kent. Let’s go strip in a telephone booth. Put you lippers on my zipper. I’m gonna rape you! Just kidding, what’s your name? Didn’t I see you on a street corner? Wanna watch a porno? Do you have … Continue reading

Entrance Exam – Football Player Version

Entrance Exam – Football Player Version Time Limit: 3 WKS What language is spoken in France? Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. Would you ask William Shakespeare to build a … Continue reading

French Lessons

Remember taking required foreign language classes in High School and how boring they were? Fear not. Here from the book “Merde! et Merde, Encore!” are some of the French words and phrases you always wanted to learn. Phrase Translation Expletive Rating damn! zut! * godammit! putain! *** you bastard/bitch espece … Continue reading