Best Man stuff

_____________ The Best Man’s toast to the bride & groom at my wedding was: “… and, remembering Socrates, who said: ‘By all means, a man should marry. If it succeeds, he will be happy beyond his dreams. If it does not, he will become a Philosopher.’ Here’s hoping we never … Continue reading

Military Acronyms

NAVY = Never Again Volunteer Yourself ARMY = Another Retarded Misguided Youth MARINE = My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment or MARINE = Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected. USMC = Uncle Sam's Misguided Children

Genesis II

============================================================================== Genesis II (Author Unknown) What would happen if God had to do it all over again? AND GOD SAID: “IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH.” He was then faced with a Notice of Violation and a class action lawsuit for failing to file a Part A notification … Continue reading