Proposition (bad!)

A little fellow walks up to a tall blonde and says “Hey, whattaya say to a little fuck?” to which she replies “Hello, you little fuck.”

Budweiser Method

These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in, rather attractive, and they “discuss” her “rating,” which, of course, is on a 1 to 10 scale. One says, “I’d give her a 7… she’s really … Continue reading

Jesus Joke (clean)

The Day of Judgement has arrived. Major disasters everywhere: flood, fire, disease. St. Peter has been at the Gates of Heaven for three straight days, asking the millions of victims some very basic questions. Jesus comes along and sees that Peter is much too tired to continue. “Pete, take a … Continue reading

Adam and Eve

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Adam?”, God replies. “Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful … Continue reading

2 Sodium Atoms Walk Down The Street…

Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, “Oh my God, I think I’ve lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” asks the other sodium atom. “Yes,” replies the first sodium atom, “I’m positive.”