If She Comes Back …

If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she’s never was…. The New Versions….. Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was … Optimist: If you … Continue reading

Remember Friends

Remember the first day of the first year of the first time in your life you started your journey to getting old, Remember the roommates, the fears, the tears, the nerves, setting up the room, taking it apart and then rearranging it all over again, Remember the first guy (girl) … Continue reading

Touchdown

Husband: Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program and the imaginary woes of people you have never met? Wife: For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don’t know makes a touchdown.

Henhouse Humor

An old farmer decides it’s time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster is still doing an okay job, but he’s getting on in years. And the farmer figures getting a new rooster can’t hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster … Continue reading

How to Make Her Happy

How to Make Her Happy (edited version) – Bring her cut flowers as a surprise as well as on special occasions. – Plan a date several days in advance, rather than waiting for Friday night and asking her what she wants to do. – Compliment her on how she looks. … Continue reading

More quotes by women (about men)

A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, an excellent conversationalist is someone who talks to you about you. — Lisa Kirk As soon as Adam had the chance, he blamed women. — Nancy Astor It takes a … Continue reading

God as a Computer Programmer

Some important theological questions are answered if we think of Cod as a computer programmer. Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it’s tedious to step through all those variables. Q: Why does God allow evil to happen? … Continue reading

Love Is…

Love is Love is Slapping the other person when they get too happy being sad when the person is too happy being together in good times and seeing them deteriorate into bad times Love is the source of control Love is being honest with yourself at all times… unless it … Continue reading