Top 10 Surprises in the Winter Olympics

Women’s Hockey is actually a sport (def: “Sport, n.: anything that the U.S. can whoop your ass in”) Southern Baptists protested the two-man-luge because “It just don’t look right” The world found out that Picabo Street isn’t a kids’ show on PBS “Happy” Harada didn’t choke! U.S. Men’s Hockey team … Continue reading

Pizza Intelligence: An Update

Note: OPSEC is short for “Operations Security”, i.e. ensuring a potential enemy cannot determine what you’re about to do. Earlier this year [1991], we reported that Domino’s Pizza claims it can predict when the government is about to undertake some sort of major activity based upon the increase in pizza … Continue reading