Signs You’ve Hired the Wrong Kid to Rake Your Leaves

He charges you by the leaf Keeps asking where he should plug in his rake Picks up leaves one at a time, dips them in nacho cheese, and eats them. Says, “This’ll just take a minute,” and starts soaking your lawn with gasoline. Your neighbor calls and asks, “Who’s that … Continue reading

Sign Communication

There’s this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and take a shower….. so the guy is looking for the rake and yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window `where’s the rake?’. she can’t hear him. so he points to his eye[i], … Continue reading