Smurf; Biological Reproduction and Cultural Development

One of the great mysteries that has puzzled men and women of the current 15-25 year-old generation is the riddle of the smurfs. Where exactly did they come from? How on earth do they reproduce? Where did Papa Smurf come from? Is smucking a real smurf cultural event? Here, after … Continue reading

Top Ten Signs You’re Spending Too Much Time Surfing Web Sites

Your opening line is: “So what’s your home page address?” Your best friend is someone you’ve never met. You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see “Enhanced for Netscape 1.1” on one of the clouds. You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Web … Continue reading

Drunk in a Graveyard

A man leaves a bar barely able to walk. It’s raining and very dark. Instead of turning left on exiting the bar, he turn right towards the graveyard. It’s been raining for some time, and the grave diggers have had to abandon a grave they had dug which is there … Continue reading

Dumb Questions

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? Why do they tell us to watch The Today Show tomorrow? Who is they anyway? Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected and so therefore one is expecting the … Continue reading

Herman the Poison Platypus

_Herman the Poison Platypus_ (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) Had a very lethal duck bill. And if he ever bit you, You would become very ill. (And you die..) All of the other platypusses Thought that Herman was a creep. They used to taunt and tease him … Continue reading