Top 10 People We Want As The New CS Professor

Jordan Hubbard (This is a Berkeley-style school) Richard Stallman (Why not?) Jim Gosling (if we’re gonna learn Java, we might as well hear it from the man himself) Brian Kernighan (C. Nuff Said.) Bill Joy (Sun. Nuff Said.) Larry Wall (Perl. Ditto.) Rob Pike (See his quote on my quotepage.) … Continue reading

100 Zany Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order

If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. Use CB lingo where applicable. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this … Continue reading

Star Wars Episode VII – The Post Death Star Party on Endor

A synopsis of what happens after the end of the Return of the Jedi at the 100 keg party on Endor. Luke Skywalker: Drinks 3 beers. Becomes hit of the party by changing keg taps using the force. Later accidentally cuts off other hand during a light saber trick. Drinks … Continue reading

Little Johnny

Little Johnny’s sitting in class and the teacher is playing the guessing game, where a student would describe something and the class would guess what it was. Little Johnny keeps putting his hand up and the teacher keeps ignoring him, KNOWING that he would say something filthy. Everybody else got … Continue reading