Smurf Sex

A Joke not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have….. you know,…… sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And … Continue reading

Top ten Hillary Clinton’s tips for making your man happy

September 24, 1993 ========================================================= ========================================================= 10. Ketchup-flavored lip-gloss 9. On special occasions, have the marine band play Fleetwwod Mac hits 8. “Air force one mile high club” 7. Give him pep talks: “Compared to you, Lincoln was just a monkey in a top hat” 6. Lean close, put your mouth … Continue reading