Luckiest Man in Ireland

A guy was walking down a street in Ireland when a man approached from behind him and stuck a knife to the the guy’s throat. “Be you protestant or catholic”, the assailant asked. The guy thought “If I say I’m catholic and he’s protestant, I’m a dead man. If I … Continue reading

who’s Emo Philips?

Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash. — Emo Phillips The toughest time…in anyone’s life…is when you have to kill a loved one just because they’re the devil. — Emo Phillips … Continue reading