Household physics

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples: 1. A child’s eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to he ability to actually do the work involved. 2. Leftovers always … Continue reading

Life’s Little Truths (Pt 1 of 17)

* Trust everybody … then cut the cards. * Two wrongs are only the beginning. * If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. * Exceptions prove the rule … and wreck … Continue reading

Smurf; Biological Reproduction and Cultural Development

One of the great mysteries that has puzzled men and women of the current 15-25 year-old generation is the riddle of the smurfs. Where exactly did they come from? How on earth do they reproduce? Where did Papa Smurf come from? Is smucking a real smurf cultural event? Here, after … Continue reading