Best Man stuff

_____________ The Best Man’s toast to the bride & groom at my wedding was: “… and, remembering Socrates, who said: ‘By all means, a man should marry. If it succeeds, he will be happy beyond his dreams. If it does not, he will become a Philosopher.’ Here’s hoping we never … Continue reading

May be offensive to Clinton supporters

BILL CLINTON STATUE COMMITTEE LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS Dear Friend and Fellow Voter: We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising five million dollars for the purpose of placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall of Fame in Washington, D.C. This committee was in a … Continue reading

Letterman top ten

Letterman’s: TOP TEN WAYS TO GET DUMB GUYS TO VOTE FOR YOU 10) Promise to replace presidential limo with monster truck. 9) Pass out campaign buttons and say “Look, free shiny things!” 8) Promise that if you win, you’ll help them get the mouse traps off their feet. 7) In … Continue reading

Excerpts from the LA Times

In The News – Excerpts from the LA Times (Includes some late night humor) 1996 was ushered in with a 6 foot 500 pound sphere covered with 12,000 rhinestones at Times Square in New York. Elvis lives! For those still recovering from a weekend of football, here is the bowl … Continue reading