Why a Pentium is like a Penis

When a guy first realizes he has one, he plays with it for 2 weeks straight. The more money you spend, the more hard drive you get. Guys are always comparing the size of them. For enough money, ANYONE can own one. Floppy drive? Once you are on a pentium, … Continue reading

Jim is out

The typical inter-department email message we’ve all seen and never questioned until now: “Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.” THIS MEANS: 1. He doesn’t feel the way he usually does. 2. He is not in complete control of his hands. 3. His emotions … Continue reading

Top 25 Reasons that Hockey is Better than Sex

It’s ok to bleed during play. If it’s a bad game, you can call a time out. Every player usually has two or three sticks to choose from. There is a limit to the sizes of all equipment. You can still play when you get married. You can change on … Continue reading

[fwd-humor] Evolution of a Programmer

The Evolution of a Programmer —————————– High School/Jr.High =================== 10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD” 20 END First year in College ===================== program Hello(input, output) begin writeln(‘Hello World’) end. Senior year in College ====================== (defun hello (print (cons ‘Hello (list ‘World)))) New professional ================ #include void main(void) { char *message[] = {“Hello … Continue reading