Top 25 Reasons that Hockey is Better than Sex

It’s ok to bleed during play. If it’s a bad game, you can call a time out. Every player usually has two or three sticks to choose from. There is a limit to the sizes of all equipment. You can still play when you get married. You can change on … Continue reading

[fwd-humor] Evolution of a Programmer

The Evolution of a Programmer —————————– High School/Jr.High =================== 10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD” 20 END First year in College ===================== program Hello(input, output) begin writeln(‘Hello World’) end. Senior year in College ====================== (defun hello (print (cons ‘Hello (list ‘World)))) New professional ================ #include void main(void) { char *message[] = {“Hello … Continue reading