Rabbi and Priest’s New Cars

The rabbi and the priest lived next door to each other and brought new cars almost exactly at the same time. Looking out of the window, the rabbi saw the priest with a small bowl of water sprinkling the contents over the car and blessing it. Not to be outdone … Continue reading

A conversation between an Rabbi and a Priest….

A rabbi and a priest were talking shop. The priest began, “If I am successful, preach excellent sermons, and please my superiors, eventually I may become a Bishop.” “That’s very nice,” said the rabbi. “And then,” the priest continued, “if all goes well, within a few more years, I can … Continue reading

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

New Priest

The new priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance in the pulpit he asked the Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, “next Sunday it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, every thing should … Continue reading

An Attempted Religious Conversion

A Catholic priest and a rabbi were seated together by chance on a small commuter plane. Well, the weather got bad, and the small plane started to bob up and down like a roller coaster. Seeing the look of fear on the rabbi’s face, the priest saw it as a … Continue reading

ecclesiastics! (offensive language)

two versions!!!!!!!!!!! The seven dwarfs went to church and sat in the back row. As the priest was giving his sermon, Dopey raised his hand. “Yes, Dopey?” the preist answered. “Father, are there any midget nuns in the parish?” “No, Dopey, there are no midget nuns. Any other question?” “No, … Continue reading