Politically correct NFL and what IS cricket?

———————– POLITICALLY CORRECT NFL ———————– Washington Native Americans New York Very Tall People Dallas Western-Style Laborers L.A. Uninvited Guests Minnesota Plundering Norsemen Green Bay Meat Industry Workers. San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts New Orleans Pretty Good People Phoenix Male Finches Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden … Continue reading

How to attend a meeting

A classis Dave Barry How to Attend a Meeting To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers. “Hi,” you should say. “I’m a new employee. What is the name of … Continue reading

Smurf; Biological Reproduction and Cultural Development

One of the great mysteries that has puzzled men and women of the current 15-25 year-old generation is the riddle of the smurfs. Where exactly did they come from? How on earth do they reproduce? Where did Papa Smurf come from? Is smucking a real smurf cultural event? Here, after … Continue reading

Wile E. Coyote vs Acme Company

In the United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B191294, Judge Joan Kujava, Presiding Wile E. Coyote, Plaintiff v. Acme Company, Defendant Opening Statement of Harold Schoff, attorney for Mr. Coyote: My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring … Continue reading