UNIX Commands

% cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist % ar r God ar: creating God % “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence? Unmatched … Continue reading

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

Unix error messages (brian, you’ll like this)

These are actual error messages you can receive when typing in the following messages at a UNIX command prompt. % rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % “How would you rate Reagan’s incompetence? Unmatched “. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. … Continue reading