A conversation between an Rabbi and a Priest….

A rabbi and a priest were talking shop. The priest began, “If I am successful, preach excellent sermons, and please my superiors, eventually I may become a Bishop.” “That’s very nice,” said the rabbi. “And then,” the priest continued, “if all goes well, within a few more years, I can … Continue reading

the Pope’s reward

There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world, Catholic or not. As the Pope approached the gates of heaven it was Saint Peter who greeted him in a … Continue reading

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted Drunk gets nine months in violin case Survivor of siamese twins joins parents Farmer Bill dies in house Iraqi head seeks arms Is there a ring … Continue reading

Entrance Exam – Football Player Version

Entrance Exam – Football Player Version Time Limit: 3 WKS What language is spoken in France? Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. Would you ask William Shakespeare to build a … Continue reading

The Pope and a Lawyer in Heaven

The pope and a lawyer died together and met together at the pearly gates. St Peter motioned them both to  follow as he walked down a silvery road. The houses were rather meagre along the road. St Peter eventually motioned the Pope to a simple one roomed house where he … Continue reading

Jesus is Coming

A Catholic Bishop was on his way to the Vatican when he saw a crowd of people. “Driver, ” he asked “take me to see what is happening over in that crowd of people. So he went over and saw Jesus Christ walking towards the Vatican. “Oh, my goodness!! That’s … Continue reading

this is actually amusing!

There were these two guys, and like most guys, they were very competitve. Each took great pride in knowing a lot of people; very important and well-known people. These guys were named Joe and Harry. Harry owned a little bar and Joe would come down there on occassion to knock … Continue reading

Bernie Shwartz

These old Jewish men would meet every Friday night to play poker. One night Tony Curtis was being interviewed on TV. The old men begin to insult him. One of the men, Bernie, says “Wait a minute guys, You have to give Tony a chance. he’s a good kid, I … Continue reading

How do they do it ?

Anthropologists do it with culture. Archeologists do it with mummies. Architects do it late. Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl. Bayseians probably do it. Boy Scouts do it in the woods. C++ programmers do it with class. C++ programmers do it with private members and public … Continue reading