OS California

[To the tune of Hotel California by The Eagles] In a dark deserted office Alone and open-plan Strong smells of black coffee Percolating through my fan Took a look at my user He would give a zombie fright Though his eyes grew heavy and his head grew dim Still he … Continue reading

Top 10 Reasons OJ is Such An Avid Golfer

Get to wear nicely tight-fitting gloves. An easy drive down the fairway doesn’t attract as much attention as an easy drive down the freeway. You don’t have to race home when you’re finished. If you say you were practising your golf swing, people believe you immediately. Slice all you want … Continue reading

The Pope and a Lawyer in Heaven

The pope and a lawyer died together and met together at the pearly gates. St Peter motioned them both to  follow as he walked down a silvery road. The houses were rather meagre along the road. St Peter eventually motioned the Pope to a simple one roomed house where he … Continue reading

Top ten Hillary Clinton’s tips for making your man happy

September 24, 1993 ========================================================= ========================================================= 10. Ketchup-flavored lip-gloss 9. On special occasions, have the marine band play Fleetwwod Mac hits 8. “Air force one mile high club” 7. Give him pep talks: “Compared to you, Lincoln was just a monkey in a top hat” 6. Lean close, put your mouth … Continue reading