Peru Limerick

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell asleep in a canoe. He dreamed of Venus, And beat his penis, And woke up with a handful of goo. There once was a man from Cass, Who had two balls of brass. When they banged together, They played “Stormy Weather”, … Continue reading

Why Mozart lost the job

Why Mozart Lost the Job Dear Dean X: I write in response to your suggestion of an appointment to our faculty for a Mr. W. A. Mozart, currently of Vienna, Austria. While the Music Department appreciates your interest, faculty are sensitive about their prerogatives in the selection of new colleagues. … Continue reading