Top 10 Things I Love About NBA Lockout ’98

No mention of Latrell Spreewell at any given time Them witty Sprite commecials More TV time going to Japanese mud wrestling The rookies that will soon flood the minor league baseball system for extra dough 66% less press coverage of Dennis Rodman Clyde Drexler laughing all the way to Houston … Continue reading

Top 10 Things I’m Doing On Spring Break

Hacking root on Keystone and performing a kill -9 1 Contemplating why the college is raising tuition by 6%…oops…we’re not supposed to know that yet… Deciphering the secret language spoken by Kenny on South Park Leading a commando unit to capture the Rolling Rock brewery in Latrobe Badgering Westmoreland Online … Continue reading

The Top 10 Things I Am Doing on Fall Break

Watching every Monty Python movie…again Tearing apart my mother’s 486 and smuggling the parts into the UNIX lab 360 holes of miniature golf Realizing my dream of becoming a male prostitute Making fun on the Norwin School Board…just like the old days Rebuilding Cheese (yeah, right.) Crusing past Pitt-Greensburg and … Continue reading