The Top 10 Bumper Stickers

“Horn broken…watch for finger” “Your kid may be an honor student…but YOU’RE still an idiot!” “We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.” “Be nice to your kids…they’ll choose your nursing home” “Bad cop! No donut!” “If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of … Continue reading

serenity prayer

Lord, Grant me the Serenity to accept the things that I cannot change the Courage to change the things that I can, and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.