Federal Government’s – Unabridged Medical Dictionary

The Federal Government’s new, Unabridged Medical Dictionary Barium– What you do when the patient dies Urine– The opposite of “you’re out” Cauterize– Made eye contact D&C– Where Washington is Ova– Finished; done with Sperm– To reject; look away from Dilate– To live a long time Enema– Opposite of a friend … Continue reading

Final Exam

Final Exam Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 2 hours. Begin Immediately. History: Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious and philisophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa. … Continue reading

Why Mozart lost the job

Why Mozart Lost the Job Dear Dean X: I write in response to your suggestion of an appointment to our faculty for a Mr. W. A. Mozart, currently of Vienna, Austria. While the Music Department appreciates your interest, faculty are sensitive about their prerogatives in the selection of new colleagues. … Continue reading