The Top 10 Ways You Can Tell If You’re An Engineering Student

Your standard pick-up line is, “Hey, baby, what’s your URL?” Your car’s oil filter is made out of toilet paper Your graphing calculator has more computing power than a Pentium 200 You window-shop at Radio Shack You’ve ever debated who was a better captain… Kirk or Picard You own more … Continue reading

Why a Pentium is like a Penis

When a guy first realizes he has one, he plays with it for 2 weeks straight. The more money you spend, the more hard drive you get. Guys are always comparing the size of them. For enough money, ANYONE can own one. Floppy drive? Once you are on a pentium, … Continue reading

2000.9999 a Pentium Odd-Essay

Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL… Open the pod bay door, please, Hal… Hal, do you read me? Affirmative, Dave. I read you. Then open the pod bay doors, HAL. I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect … Continue reading

Geeky Jokes about Pentium Processor bug ….

Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.   Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.   Q: What’s another name for the “Intel Inside” sticker … Continue reading

How the Pentium Stole Christmas

Every Coder in Codeville liked objects a lot. “Tested,” “reusable,” that’s what was hot. But the Grinch of reality sulked in his cave Saying, “Hear them all talk of the time that they’ll save!” The Grinch hated Coders, and liked them to sweat. He thought, “I can make them unhappy, … Continue reading