Eeyore; Winnie-the-Pooh – ASCII Art

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream, and looked at himself in the water. ,,”””‘,,;;””””’ ”;, “Pathetic,” he said. ,’, ”,, ,’ ,’ \ “That’s what it is. ,”’ @ ) ) _ ) ll | / / :;;,,,,;;”( | ) ll Pathetic.” __| ( … Continue reading

UNIX Commands

% cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist % ar r God ar: creating God % “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence? Unmatched … Continue reading

Government Contracting Definitions

CONTRACTOR — A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal. BID OPENING — A poker game in which the losing hand wins. BID — A wild guess carried out to two decimal places. LOW BIDDER — A contractor who is wondering what he left out of his bid. … Continue reading