the Bible

I’ve noticed the discussion of God’s name the last two days. One alleged God’s name is *Andy* (“Andy walks with me; Andy talks with me”), another that it is *Howard* (“Howard be thy name”). Anybody wanna vote for *Invain*? Those are the suggestions of unenlightened minds, hardly PC. Actually, her … Continue reading

new twist on the night before christmas

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was meticulously suspended … Continue reading

Top Ten Signs You’re Spending Too Much Time Surfing Web Sites

Your opening line is: “So what’s your home page address?” Your best friend is someone you’ve never met. You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see “Enhanced for Netscape 1.1” on one of the clouds. You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Web … Continue reading