Top 10 Quotes (so far) of James E. Hall, Professor of Mathematics

It’s slicker than you-know-what. Only the numbers have been changed to protect the innocent. You can do everything with that matrix except pick your own “A” It’s slicker than snot on a doorknob. I have a penchant for defective systems I’m sure will have to give Group VI a 6×6 … Continue reading

You seen this yet? A little pre- final inspiration.

And it came to pass. Early in the morning, toward the last day of the semester. There arose a great multitude, smiting the books and wailing, And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth, For the day of judgement was at hand. And they were afraid, for they had … Continue reading

50 Fun Things Todo in a Final That Doesn’t Matter

You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam, so: Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes … Continue reading