He’ll get in the ring with Hogan to determing the next President John Randle will become a heavyweight champion of every wrestling organization The name will be changed to “McMahonSucksLand” The Twins will move out Update Minnesota constitution to allow powerbombs as misdemeanor punishment Update Minnesota constitution to allow powerbombs … Continue reading
Think about this……………….. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil … Continue reading
“I bought some Instant Water but didn’t know what to add.” “One morning I woke up to find all my stuff in my apartment had been stolen and replaced by an exact copy.” “I’ve got a place in the median of the Interstate. It’s great, but you’ve got to be … Continue reading
There once was a fellow named Chris Whose love life was strangely amiss For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Could seldom do better than t h i s.
Bizarre little pieces of information: If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. The housefly hums in the middle … Continue reading
Steven Wright: When I was growing up, my parents had a quick-sandbox. I was an only child… eventually. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time. I used to have a dog. I named him … Continue reading