Top 10 Reactions Of The American People About The Clinton Impeachment Inquiry

“This week’s made-for-TV movie: On My Knees, The Monica Lewinsky story” “You mean we’re paying these guys to look into Monica giving blowjobs to Clinton?” “Will this be on Springer?” “At least it gives Tim Russert and Sam Donaldson something to do” “When will the movie be released, Mr. Stone?” … Continue reading

Horror Movie Survival Guide

When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it’s really dead. If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or … Continue reading

Movie Depiction of Computers

Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors display inch-high letters. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces. Those that don’t, have incredibly powerful … Continue reading

More Stupid American Laws

These are real standing laws from around the United States of America. Hope you enjoy them and remember, Law Enforcement is no joke! Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to … Continue reading

Assorted Humor, The Return of the Laugh

A kindergarten teacher asked, “What is the shape of the Earth?” Little Alvin said, “Terrible!” …….. Just before the Thanksgiving holiday, the teacher asked her kindergarten class, “What do you have to be thankful for?” One youngster said, “I’m thankful I’m not a turkey!” For the first time in many … Continue reading

The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Movie “Twister”

The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Movie “Twister” “Totally Gone With The Wind” “Lift and Separate” “Boys on the Side — Of My Barn” “Summer Film So Full of Special Effects We Couldn’t Fit in the Plot” “The Weather Channel: The Movie” “Schindler’s Twist” “Field of Debris” “Dead Man Flying” … Continue reading

dating rules for college (contains offensive language)

Dating Rules For College 1. In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of sexual tension and the beginning of a relationship. In college, it means somebody’s horny. 2. In an imaginary world, “I really like spending time with you” and “you’re cool” mean I REALLY like spending … Continue reading

100 Zany Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order

If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. Use CB lingo where applicable. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this … Continue reading

Smurf; Biological Reproduction and Cultural Development

One of the great mysteries that has puzzled men and women of the current 15-25 year-old generation is the riddle of the smurfs. Where exactly did they come from? How on earth do they reproduce? Where did Papa Smurf come from? Is smucking a real smurf cultural event? Here, after … Continue reading

Men and Women are NOT Alike

Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged: Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship – he refers to it as “that time when me … Continue reading

Republicans v. Democrats

And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays…… Republican say “Merry Christmas!” Democrats say “Happy Holidays!” Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army. Democrats help the poor by … Continue reading

How to Score Points with a Women

Men, want to know where you stand in the rough-and-tumble, give-and-take world of relationships? Here’s your score card from the Men’s Journal of Health. In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & … Continue reading

Top Ten Rejected Disney Movie Titles

“101 Snoop Doggy Doggs” “Beauty and the Baldwin Brother” “Minnie’s Battle with Helium Addiction” “Newt!: The Musical” “Old Yeller Hops the White House Fence” “Barry White and the Seven Dwarfs” “Mickey the Dismissed Juror” “Fievel Visits a Gay Disco” “The Parent Trap ’95, Starring Lyle and Erik Menendez” “Swiss Family … Continue reading