Religous Golf

One day three people were playing golf. The first person up to the tee was Jesus. He steps up to the tee, lines up his shot, and hits ball as hard as he can. It’s not to good of a shot. It ends up on a lilly pad in the … Continue reading

Entrance Exam – Football Player Version

Entrance Exam – Football Player Version Time Limit: 3 WKS What language is spoken in France? Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. Would you ask William Shakespeare to build a … Continue reading

Bible Stories Retold by Youngsters

It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world: In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s … Continue reading

Religous – humorous

Little Sally comes home from Sunday school and her mother asks her what she learned. “The teacher told us the story of Moses leading his people out of Egypt”, Sally said. Her mother asked Sally to tell her the story. “Well”, said Sally, “Moses led his people away from Egypt … Continue reading

Jesus and Moses in a Boat

Moses and Jesus are floating on the sea in a small boat. They talk for a while about the good ol’ days. Jesus thinks for a second and says to Moses, “Do you think you still have the touch?”. Moses looks at him and shrugs, “Dunno. Let me try.” So … Continue reading

Moses, Jesus, Mohammed and the beautiful girl (profane)

One time, Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed were walking about when they saw this great looking woman. They all were enthralled with her and each wanted to have her, but they couldnt agree who. “I should have her”, said Moses. “I’m the eldest.” “I should have her”, said Jesus. “I’m still … Continue reading

Top Ten Ways the Bible Would Have Been Different if Written by College Students.

Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t dorm food. Paul’s Letters to the Romans become Paul’s E-Mail to the … Continue reading