Top Condom Slogans (3 of 3)

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ASCII Art: Moon 2

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100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

Lucky Charms

Don’t cheat! Before you read on, choose your favorite marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms from the list below: Pink hearts Yellow moons Orange stars Green clovers Blue diamonds Purple horseshoes Those icky oat bits Okay. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don’t change it! … Continue reading

Smurf; Biological Reproduction and Cultural Development

One of the great mysteries that has puzzled men and women of the current 15-25 year-old generation is the riddle of the smurfs. Where exactly did they come from? How on earth do they reproduce? Where did Papa Smurf come from? Is smucking a real smurf cultural event? Here, after … Continue reading

Top Ten Rejected Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Lines

“One small step for man. 10 million frequent flyer miles for me” “When I spit, it floats upward” “This is the most corniest thing I’ve ever done” “A special Thank You to a youngster named Dave Letterman who knit us the special space socks” “Hey! I can see Rush Limbaugh … Continue reading

student test answers

These are from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world. “When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.” “H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water” “To collect fumes of sulphur, … Continue reading

The Scientist and the Poet on a Train

There were once two people travelling on a train, a scientist and a poet, who were riding in the same compartment. They had never met before, so naturally, there wasn’t much conversation between the two. The poet was minding his own business, looking out the window at the beauty of … Continue reading

How do they do it ?

Anthropologists do it with culture. Archeologists do it with mummies. Architects do it late. Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl. Bayseians probably do it. Boy Scouts do it in the woods. C++ programmers do it with class. C++ programmers do it with private members and public … Continue reading

Heavy Boots

About 6-7 years ago, I was in a philosophy class at the University of Wisconsin, Madison (good science/engineering school) and the teaching assistant was explaining Descartes. He was trying to show how things don’t always happen the way we think they will and explained that, while a pen always falls … Continue reading