Can You Guess My Age

An old man was taking a walk in the park spied an attractive old lady sitting on a park bench. He asked her, “Can you guess my age?” She replied, “Yes, but first you will have to take off all your clothes.” The old man was proud of his physique, … Continue reading

How The Angel Got To Be On Top Of The Christmas Tree

It just happened to be one of those dreadful days for Santa… It started of when he woke up groaning with a dreadful headache. But with so many things to do before Christmas Eve a few days later, there was no way that he could permit himself time to rest. … Continue reading

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted Drunk gets nine months in violin case Survivor of siamese twins joins parents Farmer Bill dies in house Iraqi head seeks arms Is there a ring … Continue reading

Computer Acronyms

Useful Acronyms PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can’t See It DOS Defunct Operating System BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM I Blame Microsoft DEC Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months … Continue reading

Top 15 Signs You Have Nothing Todo At Work

The Top 15 Signs You Have Nothing Todo at Work 15> You find yourself looking forward to your next random drug test. 14> You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 1997. 13> The only activity on your calendar? Tuesday/8:00am — Discuss Melrose Place at the water cooler. 12> … Continue reading