GOD’S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE 3/3/95 God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and … Continue reading

Moses, Jesus, Mohammed and the beautiful girl (profane)

One time, Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed were walking about when they saw this great looking woman. They all were enthralled with her and each wanted to have her, but they couldnt agree who. “I should have her”, said Moses. “I’m the eldest.” “I should have her”, said Jesus. “I’m still … Continue reading

God as a Computer Programmer

Some important theological questions are answered if we think of Cod as a computer programmer. Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it’s tedious to step through all those variables. Q: Why does God allow evil to happen? … Continue reading