Public Sleep Talker

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem–my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. I … Continue reading

Church Poking

A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in … Continue reading

Misc Quotes

1. Pressure is playing for $50 a hole with only $5 in your pocket. — Lee Trevino 2. A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose. — Farmers Almanac 3. If you think OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, you’re in trouble. 4. A … Continue reading