Rhapsody On Themes From Computerland

Is this the real world? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a LAN-slide No ESC to reality. open(2) your files, Look after your while()s In C; I’m just a cheap boy I can’t buy Symphony(tm) Because I’ve wheezy cough, noisy beep Little cash, little sleep Anything but Windows(tm), Nothing beats … Continue reading

Learning To Spell With “Darnell”

This is “Learning to Spell with Darnell”. I be Darnell Jackson, and today we’re gonna spell the word __________. Spell it with me, now let’s use it in a sentence. Word Darnell Sentence Widen “When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I said, widen you tell me you … Continue reading

List of “Yo Mama” Jokes

I just saw your momma walking down the hall with a matress straped to her back asking for volunteers! Your momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma is such a whore that I could’ve been your daddy, but the guy … Continue reading

Naughty Children and Santa

As the Christmas season draws nigh, foretelling the end of over a full month of Commercial Christmas, there is a special urgency in the spirits of children as they visit toy stores and toy departments all over the country. It was with particular urgency that little Wilbert dragged his mother … Continue reading