Just something to think about …

Death of an innocent child ************************** I went to a party mom, I remembered what you said. you told me not to drink, mom, So I drank soda instead. I felt really proud inside,mom, The way you said I would. I didn’t drink and drive mom Even though the others … Continue reading

Are you a guy?

Are You a Guy? Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is … Continue reading

Life’s more Fleeting Moments

The interval between the gas and electricity bills (accounts) arriving The period between homework and bedtime The difference between catching a train and missing it The time between ordering your drink and the play starting again The duration of the snooze facility on your radio alarm The time in which … Continue reading

You Know It Is Time To Get Out Of Consulting When

You know it is time to get out of consulting when… 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-org your family into a “team-based organization.” 3. You refer to dating as test marketing. 4. You can spell “paradigm.” 5. You actually know … Continue reading

Remember Friends

Remember the first day of the first year of the first time in your life you started your journey to getting old, Remember the roommates, the fears, the tears, the nerves, setting up the room, taking it apart and then rearranging it all over again, Remember the first guy (girl) … Continue reading

50 Fun Things Todo in a Final That Doesn’t Matter

You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam, so: Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes … Continue reading

Random Sayings

“It’s a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one’s safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract.” — Alan Shepherd (apollo astronaut) Life is what’s taking place while you’re busy planning your future. — Ellen Daleng It’s a commonly accepted truth … Continue reading

Quotes from Cheers

Here is some humour for you. Quotes from “Cheers” “Can I draw you a beer, Norm?” “No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.” “How about a beer, Norm?” “Hey I’m high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.” “How’s a beer sound, Norm?” “I … Continue reading

Some Interesting and Usefull Sayings…

Indecision is the key to flexibility. You can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the track. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. Sometimes too much drink is not … Continue reading

More quotes by women (about men)

A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, an excellent conversationalist is someone who talks to you about you. — Lisa Kirk As soon as Adam had the chance, he blamed women. — Nancy Astor It takes a … Continue reading