The Young Man and The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms … Continue reading

Passing the Exam

A TRUE STORY (FROM DARTMOUTH) A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do *anything* to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, … Continue reading