Heroic Failures

THE WORST HOMING PIGEON This historic bird was released in Pembrokeshire in June 1953 and was expected to reach its base that evening. It was returned by post, dead, in a cardboard box eleven years later from Brazil. THE WORST ANIMAL RESCUE During the firemen’s strike of 1978, the British … Continue reading

Mild Religious humor. (May be offensive to lawyers)

Contrary to popular belief, Heaven and Hell are separated by nothing more than a cyclone fence. Over the years, the condition of the Hell side of the fence has deteriorated to the point where parts are falling down, or even missing altogether. It would be easy for a determined damned … Continue reading

How the Gingrinch Stole Congress

——————————– How the Gingrinch Stole Congress by Lenore Skenazy (Funny Times / April 1995) ——————————– Every Rep down in Congress liked Clinton somewhat, Except for the Gingrinch, who simply did NOT| He hated Bill Clinton| He hated his wife| He vowed to torment them the rest of his life| The … Continue reading