Guide to College

Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college. (That is, of course, a lie. The only things you young persons think seriously about are loud music and sex. Trust me: these are closely related to college.) College is basically a bunch of rooms where … Continue reading

First Grade Students

The first grade teacher was getting to know her students on the first day of class. “Johnny, what do you like to do when you’re not in school?” she asked. Johnny replied, “I love my choo-choo. In fact, I play with it all the time at home and have tracks … Continue reading